Let your creative juices flow

This is a true story.


I've had to post a number of parcels recently and I was running low on packaging materials. Walking to work yesterday I spied a sturdy cardboard shoebox in a skip [dumpster]. I'm having that, I said. When I got to work and opened it, what do you think it contained?

To help start you off, I'll give you a few clues. It wasn't:

• Air (though technically correct in part, too boring to mention)
• Nothing
• Footware, or other clothing
• Money
• Drugs
• Weapon(s)
• Body parts
• Excrement

Be creative.

A.J. Cann